Imma tell you the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me as a warning for the rest of you ladies😩

CONTEXT: I was a few months into the relationship with my mans and he’s pretty much my first everything, so I was fairly new to it at this point. We had like a 2 hour slot we could sneak back to my house and obviously I’m gonna take it if it means 🍆 appointment. I had been super busy all day and I hate the idea of my 🐱 smelling funky so when we got in I was quickly like I’m gonna go to the toilet, and I had to wash my kitty because we don’t know what smells could be brewing up in there, I picked up this orange body wash and got the job done. I came out he was kissing all on me and he started to go down buttttt it only lasted like a minute and I could see him making some weird faces but he’d only done it once or twice before this so I just presumed he didn’t like doing it, we ended up having sex anyway and I forgot about iT...

UNTIL

We were on our way back after my dick appointment was over and he was like you know I could taste piss when I went down and I was like 😳😳😳😳 excuse me?? Then he was like you really shouldn’t go to the toilet before hand and I was like I didn’t I swear😩😩😩 I was washing it and he was like it’s fine don’t worry but he just wouldn’t believe me and thought my *urine* had been in his mouth😭

Word of advice: a mild bar soap like dove or something does the job perfectly, NEVER use anything scented

Tl;Dr - I used orange shower gel to wash my 🐱 and he thought it was pee when he gave me head