What is the pettiest thing you did after a breakup?

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Saw this pic and it made me laugh

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My last breakup was really really bad. He waited until he was out of town to call and end things instead of doing it face to face. In the 2 weeks I had to pack up and go while he was gone I threw away all his marinades and spices. He really disliked this one squishy down pillow and the few decorative pillows for the bed so I packed all the others and left those. There was a set of sheets for the bed he didn’t like because the fitted sheet always popped off so that was the one I left him with. There was a set of towels he didn’t care for because they were not absorbent enough so that’s the set I left. He couldn’t drink anything carbonated so I packed or drank all the stuff he could have and left all the pop and beer. We had just gotten a new and expensive fridge on my credit card that was still within the return period so i returned it and left the big empty space in the kitchen. I took all the labels off the canned goods so he’d have no idea what was what. I didn’t clean up the yard from the dogs and cut the grass so all the mess got stuck in and caked on/dried in the wheels and blades of the mower and then didn’t do any more yard pickup or cutting before I left. He liked the glasses upside down in the cabinet and I turned them all right side up to annoy him.  I sold all the lamps in the bedroom and living room since I had purchased them so all he’d have was the overhead lighting from the ceiling fan/lights. 
A bunch of people were like oh you should punch holes in walls or let something flood etc.  and I was like no no...I’ll never give him reason to say I destroyed something or tell people I’m crazy.  I’ll do just enough though to drive him mad and if he tried to tell people about it they’d think he was the one who was crazy.

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I once dated a guy and asked him why he had bags of spices in his kitchen....his ex had divided them all up and bagged his half!! 😂 😂

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I did that. 😂😂 I also tallied up all the money he owed me and have been requesting payments with the threat of taking him to court. He's now funding me and my husband's life. #iwin

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I once was with a guy who was in a “gang” 🙄. While we were in a relationship some rival gang jumped him and when we broke up I started messing with a couple of the guys who jumped him 🤷🏻‍♀️

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He bought me a car in his name and I kept it. I refuse to make payments and I took it with me out of state for over a year knowing they’re tryna repossess it and I’m gonna drive it until it completely falls apart. I keep it registered in both our names and insured so he can’t say I stole it. He just better keep up the payments.

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One of my exes cheated on me so I hooked up with his younger brother in my ex’s bed while he was gone.

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The day before he broke up with me he gave me a peacoat but it was bigger because it was his size so I pawned it to buy my own. Probably not super petty but fuck him lol

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I didn’t do anything 😭 could’ve called the cops but felt bad 😒

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When my ex and I broke up he went to stay at a mutual friends house (who I knew left the door unlocked). And the night after we split he went to my apartment while I was at work (he still had a key) and took a bunch of my stuff, but left a bunch of his stuff. He also threw all my stuff all over the floor. So I took the giant bottle of foot powder he left and sprinkled that and his body wash throughout the 3 bags of his stuff I packed. Then I went to where he was staying around 6am and walked straight to the room he was sleeping in, turned the lights on, and dumped all three bags all over him. Bonus, he had another girl in bed with him so she got to witness it too. Then I took my stuff and left. 😁

What is the pettiest thing you did after a breakup?

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