It's always nice to start the new year with a clean conscience so let's share so funny confessions for a little fun.

My confession: My favorite time of night is when my 2 year old wakes up and needs help getting back to sleep. Only because my husband is who she calls for and he almost never comes back to bed (because he falls asleep in her bed). Meaning I can stretch out on the king and sleep like a pregnant queen.

...Sometimes; when he is hogging the middle of the bed, I lay awake considering waking her just so he will get up and I can have a little room.

Share your silly confessions.

**Keep it lighthearted and mommy shamers/Negative Nancys take you hate somewhere else**