So I walk into my bedroom and it was freezing in there so I go” it’s cold as fuck in here. I can’t can’t say cold as balls because apparently they’re sweaty and musky”

Boyfriend while getting up and locking our door( we have three kids 10,8 and 3)

and unbuckling his pants

“Idk babe come here and I’ll show you these balls”

By this time his helping me finish off my thong and smacks my ass and says “get up on the bed”

I love this man so much and am so happy he chose me and chooses me every single day an has for the past 11 1/2 years.