THIS IS IT! GOING TO HAVE MY BABY

Aw

Holy shit this is it.. im finally going to have my baby! Owwww my stomach hurts! It hurts sooo bad. Should i be timing this? This pain. Is this what it feels like to be going into labor? Is this what ive been waiting for these long 9 months?

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*farts and feels instantly better and back to normal*

Wow thanks body for betraying me lol