This is a legit completely serious post so don’t think I’m a troll.

Me and my bf were talking this weekend about insurance on our assets. We are going to try to get insurance on our guns as we’ve got at least $20,000 in guns and accessories if not more. However the question came up if we could possibly get insurance on our sex toys. We have quite a bit of money invested into our sex toys. Not sure of exactly how much but probably close to the amount on guns. We are into bdsm and are always buying high quality items due to the use they get on a regular basis. If you are into this stuff seriously you will understand the amount of money spent and still being put into it. So in all seriousness is there even a way to get insurance on stuff like that or are we SOL if our house burns down or floods etc.?