So I am 34 weeks today. I have a 2 year old boy. We were supposed to meet up with another momma at a local kids place for a play date, but she had a friend coming over and couldn't go out but she invited us over to her house and I said OK. Cool.

Me and my son show up at about 10am and they are just finishing their 2nd bottle of wine. I don't have issues with people who drink, it's just not my cup of tea pregnant or not.

They look at me and here I go to the store. They bought me a drink and some snacks so I didn't have a problem going to the store to re-up their wine supply.

It's always amazing to me how much I beat myself up as a mother, but being around other mothers makes me realize I'm kinda a good mom. These two women were telling me how they drank alcohol their entire pregnancies and tried to get me to drink. I said no nicely several times.

At one point they both went outside to smoke a cigarette. And this is where it gets crazy...

Me and my son were sitting inside at the table and we can see them smoking outside. I'm talking to my son and I see him catch his attention on something outside... one of the moms has her boobs out showing the other mom her tits... my son was in heaven. He just saw someone's boobs other then his mom's!

They come in and explain how one wants a boob job and was showing her how they were. I was like haha cool.

So now we are all sitting at the table (my two year old too because he was the only kid who didn't nap) and the other girl just drops her tank top and whips her boobs out. Pinching her nipples saying how she wants a boob job as well. And my son is across the table just staring and smiling.

4 bottles of wine and my son saw two pair of tits.

Then they begin to say how one more bottle of wine and they would start feeling up on each other.

Thank the heavens the girls husband came home and I left for him to deal with the two sloppy drunk girls who want to get it on. Haha.

I thought this shit only happens in pornos? And if I ever doubted my sexuality or ever was curious about girls... that quickly flew out the window at this play date. Haha. My tits stayed in the shirt where they belong until my husband gets to enjoy them later.

And since my husband is my best friend I told him about this wild play date and he is so proud that his son saw some titties. Lol. Wonder where he gets it from.......