Hello there old friend. I know we have been through a lot together. Past relationships, pictures of beautiful babies, chocolate cravings, toys,etc. . And we have even had many many disagreements; like you punishing me every month for not filling you with a life, but at now I would like to make amends with you. At least for the next nine months. As I let our ever so sexy man send in reinforcements, please please please assist them in creating a new life. I promise I will forever take care of you. But I need for you to take care of me right now.

Yours forever,

Me 😘