Waiting on my period

Period: *is late by one day*

My brain: EVERYONE STAY CALM IT HAS BEEN LATE BEFORE ITS NO BIG DEAL.

My heart: OMG WE’RE HAVING A BABY!!!!!!!!!!

*starts planning baby announcement*

Period: *shows up in the middle of the night angrily*

My heart: very disappointed

My brain: I TOLD YOU SO

Tis the story of my life month to month 🙄