Ummm what is this? What do I do?

So I took two test because AF is so close and I’m not feeling anything but my I’m getting EWCM so close to AF. Which usually doesn’t happen for me. I really just took the HPT to rule it OUT. Walked away and didn’t expect ANYTHING BUT STARK WHITE on the HPT but I came back in 2 mins later and BOOM. I almost fell. What is this!? One fresh photo and one now that it’s settled.

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