Ok so I’m sure we’ve all had these awkward moments where you or your so has said something totally stupid or embarrassing during sex. Well that happened tonight and I have to tell y’all about it. Me and my hubby were doing the dirty a little bit ago and he wanted to swap positions and move to doing it doggy style but we were doing it with the lights out so he got up to shut and lock the door because our 5 year olds room is right across the hall from us anyways he did that and turned the light on so we could do it doggy style and when he went to put it back in I guess it made air build up down there and it was making that humiliating sound and you know what this mother fucker says “oh yea there goes that p***y farting I like that shit” and he keeps going and I’m just siting there looking off in the distance like “did he just say what I think he said” lmao like I’m sorry but in my opinion the word fart should never be said while your having sex! Has anyone else had something funny, embarrassing or just down right humiliating said to them during sex or better yet have any of you ever said something embarrassing while doing the dirty. Come in girls we could all use a good laugh