I really should not be left alone....
I as a human being like to make really poor choices
i personally like to make spur of the moment choices! got a tattoo spur of the moment, got married spur of the moment, got a cat spur of the moment!
Now not all of my choices are bad, some I have come to regret, for example the cat I got was a demon from hell! But thats besides the point, she was my orange ball of fury.
Anyway, back to poor choices.... the day before my due date with my first son, I decided "I'm going to chop off all of my hair." ALL OF IT! And im not going to tell anyone or get advice or nothimg before hand...... y'all. I LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING MUSHROOM!!!! worst descion of my life!!! And ive made a lot of shitty choices! I digress... then shortly after I decided, imma go blonde, because im already an idiot! I'm Hispanic, dark eyebrows, tanned, brown eyes, has no business trying to pull off blonde Hispanic.....
fast forward about 4 months, its the day before my husband is supposed to leave for basic training. Im a hot mess, I just started my period, im emotional, irrational, and hormonal! So what does my dumb ass decide to do? Lets get bangs! BUT, I could totally do them myself... yes. yes, I cut my own bangs. why? who the hell knows?
heres my mushroom head self
so here we are tonight..... 25 weeks pregnant.... ready to make another dumb ass mistake.... left unattended.
fucking chopped off about 5 inches... by myself.... because I am irrational and my husband wasnt home to talk me out of it....