Oh my god so boyfriend and I went drinking last night and I didn’t think he even got that drunk but he passed out and I woke up to him peeing on my carpet and halfway on my blanket on top of my end of bed chaise lounge!!! He went right back to bed after and wouldn’t wake up. Pretty sure he was completely asleep because I heard him talking in his sleep a bunch a few minutes before that. Wtf. I cleaned it up as best as I could for living in my apartment with minimal cleaning supplies. I left the rags out in the bag I keep the dirty ones in before I wash them all next to the fan I put on the area of soiled carpet to hopefully dry it out. Part of me was hoping he’d see that and wonder “hmm what happened there” and remember what he did but he just left for work not thirty minutes ago and he said nothing so either didn’t see it or he did and thought I threw up or something. How the fuck do I tell him he peed on my carpet?!?! We’re pretty good about communication and he tells me everything but I feel so awkward with this!!

Also, forgot to mention when we were having sex earlier that night he said I love you but because he was so drunk I don’t think he remembers it and we haven’t said that to each other yet... thoughts?