OMG I have only 10 days left , my little guy will be in my arms and not my stomach. I'll get to sleep on my side or stomach, drink orange juice and stay awake past 8 . I will be able to get in my car without doing heavy asthmatic breathing. I will sneeze, laugh or cough without peeing on myself. Goodbye irritating bladder control pads , good bye awkward stretching bras that show my nipples and make my tits look saggy. Hello postpartum and all your awkward glory I'm ready.