So EMBARRASSING storytime. I'm 27 weeks preggy and I can't reach my lady bits anymore so I asked my husband to help me put on my hair removal creme. Like Brazilian style. Well, I asked him not to make me laugh while hes doing my backside, and he says something stupid and I lost it... I farted juices with my cheeks spread, his face apart less than 2 inches from my hole. He had to brush his teeth and everything. I'm so done with life.