It’s hubbys bday and every year I plan is a little one night getaway trip bc we both work so much and don’t take real vacations.. well my fertile week is on its last day and boy did it go out with a bang! We did it on the balcony while it’s like 35 degrees outside, I had my dress on but nothing else, up against the banister, leg up on the chair, from behind. That man came in like 2 minutes flat (in a good way) Gotta be a record. Lol. It was late tho, so super dark and didn’t see anyone on the other balconies because hello it’s freezing out! Oh yeah, and he finished at exactly 11:11 (“wishful ”thinking that it actually means something) Lmao. Had to share with someone and figured you ladies would get it

Also before leaving work, my gay male coworker told me have a good time and go get pregnant. Lmfao