Dog trying to induce me?

Goonie (my dog) be trying to induce labor for me. Got a package delivery, opened the door to get it. Goonie runs out the door and chases down the UPS driver down the three flights of stairs. Me, in my socks, booty shorts and no bra, chase him. Pick him up and walk back up to my apartment only to realize I just locked myself out. Then have to waddle over to the office, while holding a 20+lb dog looking like a hot mess. Then back up three flights of stairs. Then back to the office again to drop off the extra keys. Happy due date to me 😁