Bread. Squishy, soft, non nutritious, white ass bread with globs of creamy sweet ass peanut butter. One slice at a time, carefully folded in half taking in giant bites through the sexiest part.. the center.

*tingles*

If I buy it, i'll eat it all today no doubt.

I will feel complete bliss.

It will spark joy.

Until that pesky shame spiral kicks in at 3am. Damn .

5dpiui and hoping this is an early pregnancy sign

*sigh*