Yknow I must admit.. Being 28 and single is pretty awesome, folks.. I can literally do whatever the fuck I want ever and no one can say shit. I can be with anyone of my choosing and honestly have yet to be rejected. I can go wherever I want, buy whatever I want, do literally anything in the world I wanna do.. Never a dull moment; whenever I get bored or sad I can just easily replace whatever asshole gets me in my feelings.. pretty easy stuff. My apartment is great n I'm never lonely. I can date all da hot guys I wanna date, they never say no. They're always available for some reason.. It's to easy really.. I mean it'd be nice to just be with the one person I love, but.. Da insecurities and heartbreak make that nearly impossible so I have no choice really..

Tbh I don’t really know what to do, I have so many options.. I’m dating 3 super hot guys n I honestly can’t choose.. they all have something the others don’t have.

Hot guy #1 - my first choice. Real life version of Paul Rudd, I’m tellin ya. Super hot model comedian type, known him since childhood.. really he’s a 12. Super funny, fun to hang out with, bomb in da sack.. Great personality, really sweet n romantic, knows me better than anyone.. Picks me flowers, cooks like a God. Sexy muscles n tattoos. Great kisser. Mf is sent from Heaven, I can’t even deal with it.. but of course, he’s a Paul Rudd, how can I ever match up to this..? Insecurities galore. Can’t breathe when he talks to me. Butterflies galore. So in love really.. but what’s those gifts doing there? Who’s pink toothbrush is that (it was there before we started seeing each other but still.)? Where did my stuffed animal go. It’s been 24 hours and not one text? Fuck this shit I miss my ex.

Hot guy #2 - second choice - my fuckin ex / love of my life.. the go-to when I’m sad cuz this dude is always available somehow. He’s my own personal superhero.. always there to cheer me up when I’m down n save me from my shitty reality. Texts me jokes n stuff in record timing. Texts me first n always texts back right away.. We always have fun together, I can talk to him about anything and he’s a great listener.. he’s my best friend, but he’s an ex for a reason.. He’s a 9.5, but let’s be real here, that .5 really makes all the difference.. he abandoned me outta nowhere for other girls when we were getting serious, so no it’d never work, no matter how much we love each other. Shit sucks man.. I rly wanted to marry him but oh well. Retarded kisser anyway..

Hot guy #3 - honestly, I live with someone and it’s going just fine. Our place is awesome, can’t complain really. We work together n make mad $$$, what else can I say? We don’t really argue so I have no reason to leave.. plus I save mad $$$$ by just sticking around. But, he’s abusive and he’s hit me before n used to treat me like crap so I’m checked out.. bleh. Everything’s fine now, but it’s just a matter of time really, n I don’t rly love him..

Butterflies all up in my tummy right now, not really feeling to great. Boyfriend is out tonite, this is the first time in like 6 months I’ve actually stood home alone instead of jumping to a guy to save me from my own personal Hell.. ugh. Sick to my stomach over all this crap.. is #1 the one..? I can’t fuckin deal with this, what should I do..?