I laugh at how men complain that women take up majority of the bed. Which is a bunch of bullshit.

My bf literally takes up all the bed space. He rolls constantly in his sleep. It will never fail that he will mouth breath onto my face. I like cuddling but that’s way too up close and personal. He likes to curl up in a ball so his ass is literally pushing me to the edge then I’m over here hanging onto the bed for dear life. He also says the most random ass when he’s sleeping. To make it more hilarious our dog will try to squeeze between us or sleep on our pillows by our heads.