So last week i was coming from school to go and pick up my little sister. I had really bad gas and it was a 20 minute walk from my school to hers so I’m thinking In my head maybe it’s because i ate a grilled cheese today and i know i shouldn’t have ( I’m lactose intolerant 🙄 ). So i pick her up and I’m telling her how i kept farting and stuff On my way! There 😂😂 5 minutes into the walk home I’m like oh shit i really gotta poop. She’s gonna go tell me do it in somebody’s bush (she’s 9 btw) i said “oh hell no let’s just hurry up and go home it’ll take us like 10 more minutes” WELLL THAT WAS A BIG MISTAKEEEE !! 2 minutes after i said that we’re speed walking i said “fuck I’m really bouta shit myself right now like i cannot hold it in anymore omg” AND I JUST LET IT GOOOO. I had to take off my uggs and walk the rest of the blocks with just my socks on because i didn’t want it to start dripping down my legs god forbid🤮🤮 Thank God i had on black jeans! i swear that might’ve been the most embarrassing thing in my 16 years of living 🤣🤮.