sneezing

OH MY GOD

THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!

I was in cooking today and I sneezed so loud and it was very extremely powerful!!!!

All I could think of was my period and I just knew that I leaked instantly and I asked my teacher to go to the bathroom and SHE said no and I yelled in front of the whole class

“Miss you know what I am on my period and I just sneezed so I need to explain anymore”

And she just stood there and was like um ok go

Then a bunch of guys came up to me and said wdym u sneezed and ur on ur period how does that connevt and I was like well basically sneezing made blood come out heavier and I leaked so u want me to go on?

Again they were all like umm ok bye

IDK WHY BUT I FOUND IT SO GOD DAMN FUNNY BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA