I’m so glad I’m not a guy. Boners look hella uncomfortable and embarrassing.

Backstory:

My boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch watching a movie. We’ve never kissed, and that was the first time we had gotten to officially cuddle. Me, feeling a little daring, quickly reached up and kissed his cheek, before hiding in his chest. Wham! Insta boner. He was so embarrassed, and then we laughed it off.

Moral of the story: be grateful you can be aroused and have no one know.😂