Why am I always so hungry?!

Kay, so I obviously know why. Lol but seriously. My stupid cat who apparently has a death wish decides to frantically scratch at our door an hour after I’m sound asleep to be let out. (I already take so long to fall asleep now with how often I gotta pee.) Of course I’m the one who gets up to let her ass out, then can’t go back to sleep because all the sudden it feels like I haven’t eaten in days. 🙄 So, I’m up at one am sitting in my living room eating a damn bowl of cereal just so I can fall back asleep. Kid is already waking me up at night to eat and it’s only the size of a jelly bean! 🤦🏻‍♀️