Meanest mom award goes to me today!! The tiny ruler threw up on my face this morning about 2am so I had to change his pjs and wash my face- total toddler tantrum. Next offense was when I dared to lay us down in bed at 5am. That tantrum led to puke #3. Just a few minutes ago after being awoken by his majesty digging his finger as deep into my eyeball as possible (it’s clearly punishment for my bad behavior earlier) he then hands me his cup of choice for today and demands juice, so I put juice in it, but I must’ve done something terribly wrong because when I tried to hand it to him he lashed out in pure rage he was so mad his cry had no sound he threw his cup across the room spilling it everywhere and continued to cry for several more minutes. 🙃