Y'all ever shit yourself?

Question

I accidentally ate VERY expired jerky sticks and tonight I experienced, for the first time in my life, uncontrollably diarrhea-ing in my sweat pants which are now trashed 😭 I know shit happens  (literally) but I'd like to know I'm not alone. I've never really had food poisoning before, so I'm glad its not paired with vomiting. 🙏🙏🙏
I can't belie this happened!!  😂😂

Answer

Yes, it was our first performance for show choir. I farted. Felt something warm. Checked into eh bathroom. I sharted. So gross. So I had to find new tights and spanx without anyone knowing, and throw the shitty ones away. Then sprayed myself with febreeze

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I drank some diet fiber protein shake a few days ago. I was getting those stomach aches that you usually get when you need to fart. I was at the store eso I was holding in the fart. So then i went in the car to go back home and released the fart. Turned out it was a shart lmao. I rushed home because i felt the fart trigger it all and as soon as I sat down the toilet. Explosive diarrhea. Never drinking that shake again. TMI I know

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I shit myself in a high end suit store when my dad was getting fitted for a new suit, and I thought I farted.. but it ended up being a shart. I had to go to the bathroom in there and ended up throwing my underwear in the trash, I was in like 3rd grade, lol.

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Yep..😂😂

Y'all ever shit yourself?

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