Everyone seems to ask me whether or not my son is moving whenever I see them.

My SO mother suggested if he hasn’t moved for a while, to drink orange juice.

She explained it like the folic acid gives the baby a “high” and they tend to go a little crazy afterwards.

I drink orange juice like a fiend anyways. I LOVE it. I drink it with breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Anyways, last night I was thirsty, and I started drinking some orange juice and I did end up drinking quite a bit.

My SO walks in on me, with eyes so big, and snatches the orange juice away.

My big fat pregnant ass probably looked like a troll with the pissiest face I’ve ever made.

I was like “what the hell dude”.

And he replies with, “it’s late at night, you need to let him sleep”.

I couldn’t help but laugh 😂😂😂 until he wouldn’t give me my orange juice back 😒