Long term relationships...

Relationships start as not being able to have sex with the lights on, or shaving every time before you see your significant other... then a long term relationship turns into banging any time the baby is down for a nap, and bending over butt naked and asking “did I miss any hair on my butthole when I was shaving?” Or just not shaving at all because who cares?🤷🏼‍♀️