Your SO say anything dumb (but funny) lately?

I’m trying to keep myself distracted today, so I was wondering if there are any amusing anecdotes of the silly, not-so-well-thought-out, things that our partners sometimes say. I recently was diagnosed with Celiac disease and now have to be strictly gluten-free. I was quite upset, and when I told my bf the news, his immediate response was, “I’d kill myself!” So my life isn’t worth living now? 🤦🏻‍♀️ Not exactly the sensitive, caring support I was hoping for. He was sweet after that and gave me a hug at least. Lol