What size WHAT ??

I thought i would share this because it gave me a good laugh and a memory ! When my previous boyfriend and I were together , we went to his aunts house ! I was on my period at the time and we were 45 minutes away from home. You can imagine how uncomfortable i was . Never met these people before and I was petrified that I was going to bleed on their cloth couch .

Eventually I told my boyfriend and asked him if we could leave or if I could go to the store and get some pads . He said his goodbyes to his family because he didn’t want me leaving out in an area I had no idea where I was. We go to the nearest grocery store ( Food lion ) and he runs in to get me pads . This fool asked me “ Babe , what size vagina “

So I’m like , “ Babe did you just “ and shook my head at him . What size vagina dude .. really ! 😂 i couldn’t help but laugh till he got back with the wrong kind but the right size . Forever grateful at his attempt . Has your SO ever asked you this ?