My boyfriend has this conspiracy theory that women don’t actually have cramps. That we all just have formed an allegiance and backed each other up when we complain about the pain. It’s something that we all agreed upon secretly 🙄. I told him it feels like someone is constantly punching your stomach and back for 3 days straight. He says because men never experienced it, how do they know it’s really true?

So my question is: where should I bury his body?