Me and my man just moved into our first place together and only had 1 towel. After we both showered I asked him “ where do you dry your dick and ass on the towel?” He said the middle of towel. I told him I dry myself on the edge/corner of the towel. We just looked at each other and bursted our laughing because I dry my face with the middle of the towel and he said he uses the edge of the towel to dry his 😂😂😂