What's something strange or offensive someone has said to you about your baby, parenting, etc?

For example, I brought my three-week-old daughter to my parents' house yesterday and her little shirt kept riding up on her tummy. My dad, who is notorious for saying offbeat things and not thinking about the words that are coming out of his mouth, says, "She's a stripper!". I rolled my eyes and my mom got angry with him. Not what I wanted to hear in reference to my perfect baby girl.

Also my I love my in-laws, but last time my husband's grandmother visited she asked me if I was doing ok twice, back-to-back, and I kept saying I was doing well, but she just had this concerned look on her face, like she didn't believe me...? Maybe because I wasn't wearing makeup and looked like a ghost. 😅