Does anyone feel like they have (sorry if not the correct term) multiple personalities?

I feel like i have two personalities at the same time.

The horomonal crazy girl that wants to pee on all the sticks and occassionally wants to throat punch anyone who annoys me (every one annoys me, lol) she is all who cares we are only 3dpo, what if there is a second line?!?!

And then the normal, rational girl who wants to tell crazy horomonal girl to sit down and stfu and put her big girl panties on, its too early to test.

Anybody else?

Examples:

Crazy girl (Cray): ugghh im so crampy. And my boobs hurt. And suddenly pee smells like maple syrup to me. I MUST BE PREGNANT! (4DPO)

Normal Girl (Norma): Cray, dont be stupid. The horomones are probably causing your symptoms. Chill.

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Cray: Im starving. Im craving crab legs. I totally craved crab legs when I was pregnant that one time. I MUST BE PREGNANT!

Norma: Cray, you always crave crab legs. Pregnant. Or. Not. Stop being so hopeful Cray, it never works out in our favor. Chill.

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Cray: OHHHH the cramps. Grab a heating pad. Im gonna lay all day on heating pad, you know, gotta rest for BABY!!!!

Norma: smh, Cray. Ur not pregnant. I doubt the first round of femara and progesterone is gonna work. Chill the F*CK OUT CRAZY GIRL!

Anybody else?