Let me start by saying that I know I was wrong in this situation....but goodness did it feel so right!!!

Today while grocery shopping for my disabled client, I was standing in line at the register waiting for my turn. Because of restrictions I can only do this for my client once a month so as you can imagine it was a whole cartfull.

I had just loaded the last item onto the belt when this lady behind me started talking to me.

"Let me guess, its food stamp day" "You should shop like this later at night so the rest of us can do our shopping in a timely manner" Her comments droned on and on and I resolutely ignored every one...up until her boyfriend/husband idk what showed up and then she started complaining to him very loudly about my items, how I wouldn't respond to her, how I must be deaf or stupid to not realize someone was speaking to me.

Honestly by this point I really wanted to hit her but I chalked it up to pregnancy hormones and continued to ignore her. Just as I was about done, my stomach turned (I'm 19weeks and sometimes it just happens out of no where). Well she had this misfortune of putting her hand on my shoulder, I'm presuming to get my attention that she seemed so desperate for. And I usually fight to urge to vomit but the genius buzzer went off in my head and so I turned ever so green and puked...right on this rude lady. Her face was priceless. I quickly said "I'm sorry I'm pregnant and being inside a store smelling like fish makes me sick." Which is true!

The guy behind the register was dying! And for a brief moment I felt that smug satisfaction. She berated me for almost 5 full minutes before my purchase was complete and I could leave. Holy cow guys I know I was wrong but, seriously, it felt so good!

Has this happened to anyone else?