Woman at the grocery store today:

Her: “Are they twins??”

Me: “Yes.”

Her: “Identical?”

Me: “Yep.”

Her: “Like.... Truly identical? Really scientifically identical?”

Me: “....Yes....”

Her: “Oh, see. Now I think that’s easier.”

Me: “... ... ... oh... yeah?” *stares at her trying to figure out what she’s talking about and what basis she’s forming her theory on*