Sometimes I could just smack him 😡

Husband and I decided to order pizza online for dinner tonight. I'm standing next to him bouncing our somewhat fussy baby (I'm 7 weeks postpartum) while we are picking toppings and whatnot. I ask him to add ranch cups because we have none and I love my pizza dipped in ranch. He orders one, and I say "could we please get like, 3? They're small cups" to which his response is to look me up and down and say "I can feel the whole floor shaking while you bounce her, one ranch cup will be PLENTY for you"

I'm like fucking excuse me?

UGH. He can really be such a jerk sometimes. I don't even want to eat the pizza now because I feel like I'm too fat for his liking.