(Soon-to-be-ex-)coworker

You are the worst. You have no idea how much we celebrated when you put in your 3-weeks notice. Why do you think we can’t keep running without you???? It’s actually quite the opposite; you were making everyone miserable - ESPECIALLY the families we work with. You are mean, & you’re a pathological liar. The kids hated when they saw you were their coach, & their parents asked us not to put them with you. We wanted to fire you lonnnnng ago. I can’t believe you wanted to be promoted 😂😂😂 There was no way in hell you’d get a director position. You suck, & I can’t wait to never see you again 🎉 Saturday (you’re last day) can’t come soon enough.