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Ok before yall think im crazy i have a task in school to create an advertisment which basically is promoting a product wich generally would be considered negative.

so i need some help for some reasons as to why going to jail would be good.

ive got the basics like no rent, hobos get shelter, peace from tempered spouse, but i cant think of anything a bit out of the box.

this task is meant to be a funny ad so plz no hate comments, thnx!