What do you and your boyfriend call his dick?

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My boyfriend doesnt like the word dick because he says it sounds "too hood"🙄 we both hate the word cock and he doesnt like penis either so what other things can we call it?🤦🏽‍♀️
**my man is black so I swear he wasnt being racist or whatever

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Just google translate penis until he finds one that isn’t too “hood” 😑

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I say dick. I hate the word cock too and penis just sounds too medical.

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I just started talking to a fireman and we use a lot of fireman terms for it. His rock hard hose. Slide down his pole etc. My ex called it mister happy. Had another ex call it Henry and had a whole history lesson on it naming it after John Henry that built the railroad track long and strong etc I called him mister ohhhh shit, ohhhh shit! which was what he would say when he would cum from head lol.. I’ve heard junior or mini me or buddy, the monster, I called an ex’s coke can but not to his face. Those trashy romance novels purple headed worrier little guy or little man, ya got a lot of options.

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Pecker. Lmfao. That's what my husband calls his 😂💀

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Mine or dick

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PHALLUS

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You could suggest dingaling but I just say dick

What do you and your boyfriend call his dick?

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