Getting fit/help me glow up

HELP I know I may sound really petty and dumb right now but basically I just moved to a new town and everyone here is freaking perfect and has perfect bodies there literally all slim thick and ion want to be the only fat big nosed roach ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ soo if you have any glow up tips,loosing Weight easy,how to grow hair quicker,how to get dimples,growing longer lashes and thicker eyebrows,acne creams and more basically so I just donโ€™t look so horrible ๐Ÿ˜ญ please make sure whatever you lmk is stuff that I can pay for cheap because Iโ€™m only 13 and literally have no money so also lmk how I can make money as a 13 year old๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜‚โœŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’” drop your snaps down below mines

@yourlocalbbg

ages 11 and younger-16/17 if you want to keep in touch because I also need more friends/ride or dies. I lost many of my friends when I moved soooo ):