One Month Old 🎉

Malyssa

He likes: tummy time, bath time, going on long walks (at Target), car rides (to Target), 90’s hip hop, and eating constantly.

He dislikes: getting out of the bath, getting his diaper changed (fuck wipes! they’re cold!), the nose frida, communism, and having to wait more than .03 seconds to be fed.

Congratulations on surviving a whole month Westley! Don’t know how he did it with us for parents.