Does every man poop literally 5 seconds after they finish eating? It's just nuts. And then on top of that, he's in there for like 15 min. You were scrolling through fb before you even went in there. Get in, get out.

Like I go. In and out under 5 min if everything goes as planned. But yall. Let me tell you something funny. I know when he's done because he does this cough right before he flushes so I'm just like...

Because I was holding my pee that entire time!