So me and my husband where gonna shower together and do a little quickie before his family came over. Once in the restroom we started getting a little frisky when we hear a big crash sound. (We have 2 dogs and 2 cats) so we where just like

He goes to check and I put on some music and start being stupid in the mirror dancing while taking down my hair like

Cause that's just what I do. The door opens while I'm taking spin steps to the tub and my husband is walking in backwards trying to keep which ever animal from coming in. Then he turns around and and 😭😭 he wasn't my husband

It was his older brother 😭😭

We made eye contact and freaked out like

I slip and fall in the tub

He crashes into the door frame while yelling "IM SORRY! IM SORRY!! FUCK! FUCK!! FUCK!!! OH SHIT!!!!" Exc.

I know what your thinking. "But didnt he hear you?"

No. He is a few decimals away from being completely deaf. And has not yet gotten his hearing aids delivered.

My husband comes in and I'm still having trust issues like

I start telling him what happened he was helping me up stifling his laughter and cuddling me into him and I'm just like

Once he got it together he gave me a real apology and after everyone left he pampered me extra good.

So what happened?

The dogs hurd his brother arrive early the crash was a poorly placed item they knocked down.

My husband helped his brother bring down some things from the car.

His brother had to use the restroom

My husband forgot I was in the restroom

(My husband is a spacy Casey I didnt marry him for his memory 🤦‍♀️)

His brother is deaf so he didnt hear me

In the end his brother had a big old knot on his head from how hard he ran into the door frame and I bruised my side from the fall.

Update

I just realized I still have to semi interact with his brother today cause my husbands family is coming with us to Roma. 😱

Nooooooooooo.