Tell me funny stories!! I'm scared!!!

I was getting ready for bed and I started hearing this really weird thunder and string winds. Of course when there's a storm I instantly Google "Indiana weather alerts". There's a tornado watch in effect for the next 2.5hrs.

I love regular thunderstorms, but as soon as I see that word tornado, I panic. I'm 23 years old and live in a 3rd floor apartment. I'm home alone while my husband is at work.

I am watching Gilmore girls now and counting on all of you to tell me funny stories to keep my mind off this.