Savage toddlers

Li

What is the most savage thing your toddler has done??

My daughter chunked her tickle me Elmo at my head during bedtime. Then quickly laid down when I yelled her name and told me "shhh Mama I'm sleeping, ahhh shoo shhh shoo (loud fake snoring sounds)"

This was after singing "are you sleeping, are you sleeping...NOPE" at the top of her lungs for about 15min..