Early Masturbation

So I started masturbating when I was like 5 or 6. What happened was my mom would have me rub this cream down there when it hurt, so I naturally found out how it felt.

What was funny was that I didn’t know what it was all about, so I would do it in public. My mom would always stop me and I had no idea what was wrong. I finally got the sex talk at 9 and immediately stopped. God, what a kid I must’ve been. I feel so bad for my parents.

Just wanted to rant about that and ask opinions.