It Finally Happened... I PEED!


I have to eat hours before I brush my teeth to leave for work. I’ve always been easy to gag after eating, but since having weight loss surgery, it’s worse.

I ate at 12:30 and brushed my teeth before leaving at 3:30. I had one good dry heave and PEED! I thought I was going to be the lucky one. Nope! I stood in front of the mirror looking at myself in my moment of shame-totally embarrassed like I peed in front of my entire fifth grade class.

It was only a trickle and no one knew, but damn, it happened. Guess I’m a part of the “you’ll understand when you sneeze and pee” crew my mom warned me about. I just felt the need to share.

Carry on.