I wish I could unfollow or unfriend everyone with kids.
So my of our friends and family are either pregnant or just had babys. It's annoying to see them posted all over the place. It's not that I'm not happy for them. It's just that I cant enjoy it from where I am in this 'journey.'
The pressure is mounting quickly, and we've only been married for 2 months. Although we have been together for nearly 8 years, his family is so nosey and keeps commenting on our childlessness.
The next time one of them asks me when we'll have a baby I'm going to tell them this...
"Actually, I'm ovulating today, so hubby and I are going to sneak away for a few minutes to have sex. So if you can't find us we'll be busy."
I bet that's the last time someone will ask.