I am dying!! My husband is super intoxicated and came to bed and asked me where I was. He said my wife.. my wife.. she’s missing!! I said oh well where do you think she could be!? He said I don’t know but who are you.. I said oh my name is Brittany you called me over.. he said I need you to leave now because I don’t want you or know you and go find my wife now I need her!!

At least I know he needs me and has no desire for another woman lolol 😂

Can’t wait to tell him about it tomorrow 😂